Misadventures of ai

Me: I need a fender.
G: (checks) That will cost you $400.
Me: Why is it so expensive? It's only plastic. (starts to describe exact part)
G: (checks again) That will cost you $137
Me: Do you have stock?
G: No.
Me: How long to order?
G: 45 days.
Me: Cannot!!!! My car is starting to rust.
G: What?
Me: Rust.
G: How long have you been parking there? How long since it happened?
Me: A few weeks.
G: Why didn't you come earlier?
Me: I was lazy. I only panicked when I saw it rusting... Yah. I know it's funny.
G: (Laughs) Yah I know. (Sniggers somemore). Why don't you come in tomorrow?
Me: Can't. I'm away till Saturday. Do you work on Saturday?
G: No. We don't. Why don't you come on Monday instead?